Robert Parks-Valletta

Robert Parks-Valletta . . . #TAKEMEAWAY #SWEETASCANDY

It’s no secret that Scheana Marie/Schena Shay/Scheana has annoyed me more than once since the start of Vanderpump Rules. HOWEVER, this year I’m so thankful for her. Scheana, girl, THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO ROB. It’s been so long since I’ve found a man so attractive I salivate when I scroll through his Instagram. Rob, if you ever come to New York City send me a message. I will worship your perfect existence like you’ve never seen. Schema thinks she’s a freak? This girl is from California. I feel like you need to take a dip in the man pond and you need a taste of a New Jersey and New York mix.

Reasons I like Rob? His face. His body. I like his tan. He has a job. He’s Lydia Davis from Revenge’s (Amber Valletta) brother. He has a beautiful home. He’s a dork on his Instagram. He’s sexy. See you one day Rob.